In most stories, the System is a guide to herohood. Ahmed's is a guide to creative ways to die. When Ahmed is violently relocated from his mundane life in Tunis to a brutal fantasy world, he gets the LitRPG dream... with a nightmarish twist. His all-powerful System isn't a helpful guide; it's his biggest hater. It doesn't track his stats—it calculates his "Dignity Damage." It doesn't grant him epic skills—it registers his panicked flailing as "Mud Style: Infinite Cowardice." Hounded by a ...