Xian Qigang was a typical xianxia young master; arrogant, narcissistic, and cruel. Well, I guess he wasn't so typical, because even his own family couldn't tolerate him. So much so that they sent him off to some tiny town where his stink would no longer rub off on them. Xian Qigang is gone now though, and through no fault of my own (I think) I'm now behind the reins. Yeah, I know. I'm screwed. But, hey, at least the power's nice. FAIR WARNING: this story has explicit sexual content. This is ...

To Hermione Granger, the boy she met on the Hogwarts Express was Harry Potter, a nice, if odd, boy who's very likely going to get her killed, or worse expelled.To Harry Potter, the girl he met on the Hogwarts Express was Hermione Granger, a nice, overly rule-abiding girl who he'd considered to be one of the few (somewhat) reasonable people in an overrated book series he read.A book series that, against his will, has now become his life. I know right? I mean, who still writes Harry Potter fics...