Kati used to run a cat café. Now she is summoned to run a dungeon by a lazy cat, and the dungeon Mafia are after her. They won't get her. She will rise to the top, just as her cat café once did. Through the power of cute cats. And overwhelming firepower. I'm writing this for fun. And as a challenge of sorts. Let's see how it goes. I put all the warning tags on because I have no idea what's going to happen in this story.

Guillotines? Revolution? I just wanted to clean! Mud, oil stains, giant rats in the sewers, a society of greedy nobles engaging in heinous schemes... Fayette will cleanse it all! What? The [Knights] and [Mages] are trying to stop her? Psh, those sorts don't stand a chance against the might of [Sweep Dust]! Have at thee! A broom right to the head!  SPLAT Oh... oops. Please ignore the trail of blood and ashes. Hiatus end soon What to expect from this novel: -Household skills put to gruesome an...

By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass.  However, the system forgot to change its stats from their [Metric] values to the appropriate [Str, Int, Dex] values. Things escalate. Fast.  Features:- Cultivation - Jade Beauties- Numbers go up (Ridiculously up. All of them)- Most balanced protagonist of all time (is round, so is balanced) Thank you Sininenblue for making this cool cover for me! You a legend. Previously titled DMG=MA This story is...