Can You Touch an NPC?

Our protagonist finds himself in another world, or at least, he thinks he does. But shouting “Menu!” “Status!” and “System!” into the air like a moron doesn’t do anything, and instead of feeling awesome, he just feels cold and miserable. Will the MC rise to become the overpowered hero, gaining fame, fortune, and elf girlfriends?Probably not.This world is harsh, and every mistake he makes is punished tenfold. And oh boy, he makes plenty.For most of the book, just surviving, and staying out of jail, will count as a win. This is a story about system mechanics. To succeed in this world, the MC needs to meticulously experiment, analyze, and test everything… and, if possible, avoid embarrassing himself too much along the way. • No Harem.• Occasionally funny.• Addresses the book’s title in Chapter 2.